Joke

I'm a big fan of spoonerisms.

I love a good joke.

Our office is awash with puns each morning usually when a certain combination of staff are around the round table.

My favourite joke of all time. 

Customer walks into a greengrocers and asked the shopkeeper for an alarm clock made out of a potato. Any potato will do, Jersey, Maris Piper, King Edward etc...

Shopkeeper looks confused; "This is a greengrocers mate, what on earth are you talking about"?

Customer says "Well...It's like this:  I went for a job interview yesterday and got it"

Shopkeeper: "And?"

Customer: "Well, they told me I start at 9am so I need to get a potato clock"

Arf!

Hmmm not sure if this works written down. *Sound of tumbleweed in distance*

Say it out loud. You'll thank me eventually.