Some of you don't like cats.
I do.
What's not to like?
Listen...can you hear that? That is the the sound of the bottom of the blogging barrel being scraped.
Pictures of his cat? Pah.
About Me
- Alan
- Hereford, Herefordshire, United Kingdom
- Bags, wallets, reviews, cuckoo clocks, zips, clips, clasps, recommendations, tributes to friends, films, shoes, labels, limited editions, accessories, stories, leather goods, cases, luggage, cats, pens, hi-fi, holidays, lists, top tens, tidiness, art, rubber stamps, postcards, magazines, comics, video games, watches, shoes, T-shirts, inspiring photos, combination safes, books, birds, beans on toast, cigar boxes, rugs, autographs. What else?
It would, in a previous life, have been my solemn duty to defile this weblog entry with some spurious and smutty reference to Mrs Slocombe and her favourite pet. However, in the spirit of this blog I shall rise above it. For now.
ReplyDeleteYour restraint is admirable and appreciated old son! See you soon i hope?
ReplyDeleteAlas, the Colonies are overdue an inspection - slovenly behaviour and bad hair are rife amongst the natives in The Orient, and our repesentatives there are not providing positive role models on this, the occasion of the anniversary of our Monarch's circumcision.
ReplyDeleteI am left with no alternative but to take my wife, in a missionary position, urgently and with undue haste, as far East as she has ever let me. This will take place over Eastertide and leave us unable to deliver our customary felicitations.
Perhaps you could engage a carriage and cross the strange mists and barren wastelands twixt Hairyford and That London, immersing yourself in a weekend of fear and uncertainty in the nation's capital?