'Mato.

How I am I meant to survive?

This is almost tantamount to abuse.

Every evening I am presented with a hot meal, fresh bread and a tasty beverage.

Despite her best efforts I am often forced to discipline the hired Italian cook. 

I mean look at this.

Home made burger and chips in a bun.

Would you put up with this?

Get it right Pia please.

A man shouldn't have to apply his own sauce to his meat.